Monday 18 February 2013

MVOTD: David Bisbal (Day 264B)

Just for kicks, David Bisbal - The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore.
I like this song. A lot.
I wish it were on one of my David Bisbal Albums, but it's not. It's so smooth and beautiful and sad, yet funny because he drives a macho truck and sings in the moonlight.
Sigh.

MVOTD: David Bisbal vs David Bisbal (Day 264)

David Bisbal versus himself. Is that awkward or cool?
David Bisbal's Como Olvidar is a music video full of overacting, illogical scenes, and well, more cheesy overacting. First, two cane-bearing twins come to David's hotel room to beat him up, but he escapes through the window instead and runs with his creepy dreads flowing in the winds. Then, an Asian guy is chasing him and so are some motorcyclists. David falls. The Asian guy is about to win, especially since Charlie's Angels came to help him...or did they? Suddenly David and the Asian guy are on a roof. There is smoke. David throws a circle of cable and somehow mysteriously slows down the Asian guy. David jumps into a swimming pool at a hiphop/salsa party and sings there for a bit. Clearly he looses the Asian guy that way because the twins are back and angry. Tying David's girlfriend to a bomb didn't lure him anywhere. The audience has nothing to fear though because David frees his girlfriend so that they can be chased by the twins and then finally jump off a building as it EXPLODES! Yes. Amazing.
David Bisbal's Ave Maria is also amazing. It is a music video full of David's classic dance moves, plus T&A because apparently directors like that. David's classic dance moves include but are not limited to; the side kick, the twirl, the spin, the transition, the shirt grab&rip (see Buleria), the hip movement, and the clap. His facial expressions are amazing. The camera transition scenes, some including his shirt changing colour, are amazing. The song is joyful.
Como Olvidar wins. It has a plot line. ...Plot lines. ...Plot illogicals.
It wins.

Saturday 16 February 2013

Armi Aavikko & Ilkka "Danny" Lipsanen vs TVXQ (Day 263)

Before I move onto music, I want to 1) prove that I did have a plan for comparing music videos and 2) .... let's prove that I had a plan first. I know it's not important but I want to do it anyway. Here is my chart for comparing music videos.
And yes, I did make it before getting getting mom to randomly number things.
The only other thing I was going to say is, the comparison was supposed to be completed in December. Now it's halfway through February and the second round has only just begun.
....I'm not pleased, but mostly it's with myself and the amount of my spare time.

Today, Armi Aavikko & Ilkka "Danny" Lipsanen are competing against TVXQ. Both have brilliant songs with astounding music videos.
 Armi Aavikko & Ilkka "Danny" Lipsanen's I Wanna Love you Tender has wonderful dancing, full of cheesiness and bad transitions. The song is meaningful, quaint, engrish, and romantic. Everyone has just the right amount of enthusiasm. It is wonderful and there is a spacecar.
 
 TVXQ's Balloons has TVXQ dressed up as animals and acting as Aigyo (cutesy) as possible. Not only that, but if you watch Jaejoong's Mine, you can see he also dresses up as a futuristic rhinosaraus and a sorcerer vampire wizard eagle. Balloons is very happy, cute, and funny. My favourite part is Jaejoong giving a child the stink eye...and also any part that can be made fun of, which is a lot of it.
In the end, I Wanna Love You Tender and Balloons are the same level of amazingness. This ruins my theory about Balloons making other music videos explode. However, in light of my theory, Balloons moves onto the next round.